i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
annoying things girls do: other girls
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day